The Republic of Generic puppet is a colossal, safe nation, renowned for its compulsory military service, absence of drug laws, and stringent health and safety legislation. The devout population of 5.651 billion Generic puppetians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The relatively small, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Defense, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 19.5%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The large but sluggish Generic puppetian economy, worth 124 trillion rubledollars a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Cheese Exports, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 22,073 rubledollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

TV shows must meet strict ethnicity quotas, tech-mad citizens think that the laser-powered bread-slicer uPhone App is the coolest thing since sliced bread, scientists regularly clone human beings for research purposes, and the nation's reputation for treachery has left it sidelined on the international stage. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Generic puppet's national animal is the hawk, which can occasionally be seen dodging aircraft in the nation's cities.

Generic puppet is ranked 271,211^th in the world and 8,436^th in Suspicious for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring -4.47 on the Gilded Widget Scale.